Posted by: The Critic of Filipino Idiocy | 9 October 2006

Pinoy? Stupid!

Hello. What is this? Oh wait, it’s a blog!

But wait again. It’s not just a blog! It’s a multimedia blog! Well, what’s that?

I dunno. But I think it should contain photos, and audio, probably like a podcast or something, and some video! I’m just guessing.

Okay, photos of what? Audio containing what? Music? Readings from the holy book? Video of what? Like a GMA sex scandal? That would ALL be disgusting! Triple disgusting to the part about a GMA sex scandal!

A BIG NO TO ALL THOSE QUESTIONS. AND A BIG STOP SIGN TO ALL THIS MADNESS.

This is a multimedia blog. Yes, the posts will contain photos, audio, and once in a while, some video content. However, they will definitely be no 700 Club bible readings here nor our midget of a president’s sex scandal. Instead, these audiovisual materials (and we are all beginning to feel that we should only hear this at school) will all be about the Philippines. Manila. The Filipino People. And their unbelievable acts of stupidity.

Idiots behind wheels? Hell, yeah! Disregard for traffic signs (No entry means yes entry)? Bring it on! Non-understanding of all other signs (No smoking means burn their lungs ten times over then suddenly stop as though they remember something and then repeat)? It will all be here. In screaming crystal-clear photos taken with a cheap cameraphone. Together with audio commentary. Maybe some video commentary if The Critic feels a bit telegenic. All that will be here.

Oh wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, there’ll probably be some text too. But I don’t wanna go boring you to death with entries as long as this one I’m writing. Don’t worry. This is just the beginning. Everything that follows will be exciting as hell. Satisfaction guaranteed. I guess.

Keep it right here on Pinoy Stupid.

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