Bloghopping and coming across Pointless Drivel, I learned about a uniquely absurd blog awards thing called the Hoagies. Different from most others which only feature a teensy little banner for your website saying you’re a nominee or a winner of the award in the Most Colorful Template category, this baby boasts of some real prizes! So what are the Hoagies?
The Hoagies are weblog awards for amateur bloggers. Nope, it’s not the Pulitzer or the Nobel Prize, but if you win in any one of the six (might I say fun) categories you get to keep candy, a dollar bill, and a faux gold turkey trophy with inscriptions. I could live without the dollar bill or the candy, but the turkey trophy is too pretty for me or for any of you to let go of the opportunity of winning it. Ready? Here it is.

Isn’t it cute? Don’t you want it so bad?
You can let more people know about it for nominations and elections by blogging about it. Or digging it. Or whatever. Click here for the Official Announcement.